So why Tunza?
I'm not real sure yet but something will be developing here real soon ... count on it.
Maybe 'cause I've been saying it all my life - "I had Tunza trouble with that test", "Aw common Dad, there's Tunza leaves to pick up ...".
I think it's a great name for almost any company in the world.
Have trouble with your weight? Eat Tunza sugar.
Sprinkle Tunza salt on all your food.
Incontinence? Wear Tunza diapers.
Need a date? Call Tunza girls.
Going bald? Wear Tunza hair.
Having a bad day? Drink Tunza beer.
Having a baby? Hire Tunza doctors.
See how it works? It's Tunza fun.
So what am I going to do with the name? I'm not sure yet but I have Tunza ideas.
If you're sick you can take Tunza medicine.
If you're cold you can buy Tunza heaters.
If you're hungry you can buy Tunza food.
Lonesome? Call Tunza friends.
Ulcers? Take Tunza antiacid tablets.
Blow your nose with Tunza tissues.
Wear Tunza socks.
Lick Tunza lollypops.
Buy Tunza computers.
Mow your lawn with Tunza lawnmowers.
Company coming? Cook Tunza food.
Pluck your eyebrows with Tunza tweezers.
Wear Tunza makeup.
I could sell the government Tunza bombs, Tunza uniforms, Tunza tanks, Tunza ships, and Tunza planes (of course they'd all be mass produced in our Tunza factories).
Hey folks, be happy, get married and have Tunza kids.
And if you're a crook, and get caught you're gonna spend Tunza time in jail.
So, come on down, work for TUNZA, Inc. and we'll pay you Tunza money.
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